You truly cannot be this stupid.

I was breaking sweat at the gym's treadmill and I caught a glance of a text in a TV ad, but it took me several seconds to process what I saw and then it was over.

I came home, googled it and found if not the same company, somebody using the same words.... and my jaw dropped at the stupidity and ignorance.

The top part is the actual description in their website. I added the bottom for shock value.

We are talking massive message failure from the people that came up with the idea of "hand-harvested cotton," and the dumbasses that approved it.