What kind of Amazon Prime upgrade do I need to get?
My luck, I only get broken crap that I have to go to the UPS store to return.
Also, stop being an attention whore. You get a gift like that? Do the legal thing and shut the hell up. No need to be advertising “FREE GUN AT MY HOUSE! COME ROB!”
A Ruger original LCP. Nice.
If that happened to me, it would be a sign that Jesus loves me!
Heh. If I got that, instead of packages delivered to some other address, the most I'd do in terms of exposure might be to find a LEO friend and ask to trace the serial number in case it's stolen. Would be asking for a friend, of course.