"Trust me honey. Nobody is going to know we are from California."

Sigh.

I live way outside Nashville so this stands out a lot. And if you had any doubts, the kayaks’ rack on the roof seals the deal. Dude, just get a Ford Maverick or a Hyundai Santa Cruz.

And this is not the most glaring example. I have seen at least one Porsche Cayenne and a couple of Audi SUVs configured similarly in the rich parts of the Nashville area. They probably get their salsa from New York City.