The tough warriors of the Revolution Du Jour.
I couldn't even laugh at this, only shake my head in disbelief.

The food items are illuminating. Oh yes, BAGELS ARE RACIST! BAGELS MURDER PALESTINIAN BABIES!
If I can defeat your "soldiers" with items I can get in a short trip to WalMart, you won't stand 5 seconds when the real shit hits the fan.
PS: I just had to do this.
