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Mark O.'s avatar

Not a Darwin winner because not dead and still in the gene pool, but a noble effort nonetheless.

Raconteur's avatar

And all of its fingers are still there. Probably a little tingly.

Dale Flowers's avatar

Time to pull out an old Navy acronym I haven't heard used in 40 years.

TSNC

(Tough Shit, Next Case)

Tom from WNY's avatar

I knew there was more to that story. Now its known.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Jack Sotallaro's avatar

OOH, a flash-bang. Let me grab it and run with OH SHIT!!! (medicmedicmedic). Too bad she didn't stuff it down her pants.

it's just Boris's avatar

Wow. Just ... wow.

Gee ... Hollywood always shows enough time for the "good guys" to do a return-to-sender....

Has learning occurred? I hope so but I am afraid not.

Tom from WNY's avatar

More like "learing". After all; its Minneapolis.

Blind Archer's avatar

Not to discount the pain she(?) was feeling, but she(?) was running fine, then flopped to the ground screaming and writhing.

Did anyone else see that and think, "Future FIFA player"? Just me?

Raconteur's avatar

They never believe that the Law of Unintended Consequences applies to them.

W R Krotts's avatar

The stupid. It HURTS!

Gilbert Dymock's avatar

Am I too late to take out copyright on "Oh My God"?

Mark Stempski's avatar

Ok watched it a couple times. went off in her hand. They are loud and blinding. Ruptured ear drum perhaps. Thought I saw most if not all the fingers. A warrior woman for sure. fat waddling ass and short little fat legs. She didn’t stick the landing so a 1.5 but high degree of difficulty. Dumb cunt