Oh Honey, we cook better than you.
Bless her heart.
She added, “Make your own dinner, make your own sandwiches, wipe your answer tears, troll amongst yourself with Elon and leave us alone.
MSNBC’s Reid: We Are Not Having Thanksgiving with You — ‘Make your Own Dinner, MAGA’
Dearest Joy: Sammiches? That is for tomorrow and just because we are giving ourselves a break from… wait for it… cooking!
You see, we are not useless TV Moving Jaws who will probably depend on DoorDash to feed themselves and their fellow Talking Heads and inner circle. And even though I will be working there is a roasted pork loin already done plus a pan of bake zity ready to go in the oven, all the accoutrements for Caesar salad ready and that is just my small contribution to the family gathering.
We can cook. Hell, we can hunt, clean and cook our Thanksgiving dinner while you probably will have probably starve if the can of cranberry sauce does not have an easy-open top and you are forced to the infamy of using a can opener which will probably defeat you.
And as for the rest of the bullshit you spewed in your video, allow me to remind you one quick point: All those race massacres you bloated about were started and directed by the grandaddies of the Democrats you worship.
There's an old phrase that goes something like "a fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Mrs B and I have family across the political spectrum. If both parties are willing, there's more than enough to talk about for a few hours - how other family's doing, kids, nieces and nephews, work, sports, vacation plans, whether Uncle Otis shot his truck again (and how parallax is a thing), etc.- that we don't need to get into politics at any level.
Wife away visiting grandkids as my traveling days are over, so I'm a bachelor for 2 weeks (a.k.a. I cook what *I* want!).
I spent a split second wondering who the hell would spend Thanksgiving with The View witches, but then thought better use of my time.
Best of the season to you.