Narcissistic much, dear?
Because "Après moi, le déluge" was taken.
I am going to take a blind shot and guess many of us won’t give two acorns if you actually have the ovaries to go with your self-threat. I did notice that you do not offer a hard date for this self-immolation, so that leads be to believe you are just dramatically hollering for attention.
But if you need help with the date, you can always ask your local garbage management office and do the deed one of the weekly collection days.
You are welcome.
Although, one round to the head is both (nearly) painless and very rapid. Likely easies on whoever to clean up, on several levels.
I mean, have you ever handled a burn cadaver? (Shudder)
She won't do it. She's a coward.
Now, I could imagine her attacking an ICE agent and experiencing an enlightenment of being...