My Southern Kryptonite.
Not BBQ, or any foods. Not NASCAR or College sports.
Yard sales.
I just went out to the dump convenience center; made a wrong turn on a street I don't usually go through and there was that one sign...
I came home with this:

Old homemade lead-melting ladle because I like the look. Eastwing tac hammer, Stanley Yankee screwdriver because I cannot pass up tools in good shape.
And the sword because... it is a frigging sword.
How much for all? Less than a cheeseburger, fries and medium soda at any fast-food franchise today and will last me longer.
And it is a frigging sword, didn't I say that already?