Krav Maga Ninja Super Man Stuff.
Some stupid stuff pops in my Facebook feed.
Dear People: If you are sitting in your parked car, seatbelt on and facing a guy with a gun demanding to turn over your vehicle, you comply and give him the fucking thing. PERIOD.
Put it in drive and press down on the accelerator pedal. Run them over or leave very quickly. Call 911 and report the incident.
But but but it's Krav Maga! IDF Yiddish Bene Gesserit Weirding Way Witchcraft stuff! The BS must flow!