Dumbest of the Week

I stupidly engaged with somebody at work who hates Trump and usually I would politely come up with an explanation why I don’t waste my time with politics, but the amount of idiocy coming out of this individual broke through my usual barriers.

He stated that Trump’s assassination attempt in Pennsylvania was fake and designed by Trump himself to win the election. And the proof was the shooter who was selected because not being a good rifleman, was sure going to miss. I looked at him dumbfounded and expressed what he said made no effing sense at all. He replied he was former military and knew what he was talking about (Yeah, we know that diploma well.)

I said that if I was looking to being shot at and missed by a fraction of an inch, but enough to graze my ear while my head was in constant movement, I would hire the best fuckin sharpshooter in the worlds with a custom rifle, custom ammunition and the best of scopes and not some teenager barely trained with an AR topped with a red dot at 130 tards away. The first one was sure to miss me while the second one could have made the shot by sheer accident.

He blinked trying to process what I told him, but I could see his eyes indicating 404 FILE NOT FOUND and some clicking sounds coming from his skull. He ignored the whole thing and proceeded to engage in discuss why tariffs are bad.

Serves me right for opening my mouth.