Arsenal: You keep using that word.

A suspected Jihadist from Queens who was caught near LaGuardia Airport armed to the teeth has been indicted on over a dozen weapons charges, prosecutors announced Tuesday.

Judd Sanson, 27, was pulled over just blocks away from the airport on June 12 for allegedly driving with his license plate covered. Inside the vehicle officers discovered a frightening cache of weapons and body armor, according to police

Suspected jihadist caught with arsenal outside NYC airport indicted as laundry list of weapons revealed

OK, what was the arsenal?

Police recovered a loaded Glock semi-automatic 9 mm pistol under the driver’s seat as well as nine loaded magazines and 127 rounds of 9 mm ammunition from inside a bag on the rear passenger seat.

This is why your average Yankee cop when he goes to work in a Southern jurisdiction has heart palpitations when they do a car stop: What they call arsenal is just what some people down here going to the Piggy Wiggly to get some groceries.

They additionally found black baton with a silver blade taped to the end hanging from the ceiling of the car, a whip, handcuffs, another baton with the writing on it, a stun gun, a machete, a switchblade, a butterfly knife, a hatchet, a Guy Fawkes mask and the NYPD body armor vest.

And that stuff and more (and better quality) can probably be found in the center console of Michael Z. Williamson. By the way, I believe that is not a vest but just a plate carrier sans plates which would give as much protection from bullets as a restraining order.

It is always fun to watch them get the vapors for stuff like this.

PS: I don’t know what the deal with the plumber’s torch was. I have my ideas, but that would be material for another post.